Some of you will not like this, and I am so sorry. I’m up late getting tomorrow’s radio headlines together, and there are several really juicy feature stories floating around on the internet. A Vancouver web site called Straight.com has a marvelous feature on the GOP’s unceasing flirtation with dumbness.
Let me whet your appetite.
Huddled together in perpetual fear in states such as Alabama, Arkansas, Kentucky, Montana and Kansas are millions of people petrified that the terrorists could be coming for them at any moment, just as they knew that the Communists were coming in decades past.
These people may not be able to find Canada on a map–let alone Afghanistan–but they sure as hell know what they know and what they know for sure is that the enemy of all civilization, aside from gay marriage, of course, is definitely Islam.
Unwinnable Wars
If they really like waging unwinnable wars, perhaps they should go back to fighting the “war on gays” and the “war on drugs” instead of this distant, far-off, overseas “war on terror”.The people of, say, Knoxville or Texarkana may have never met a Muslim but they sure as hell have met someone who they suspected of being gay or of smoking a joint, so this makes the whole war so much more immediate and real. And some of those pot smokers and gays have even been known to indulge in that hideous thing known as premarital sex, so there’s a whole other war to be fought there as well.
You were warned, so don’t complain.
I have no complaint with serous conservatives who are willing to conduct civil arguments, but there is darned little of that left any more.
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November 3, 2008 • 10:39 pm 0
A prayer on this Election Day
From the 1928 Book of Common Prayer.
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