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A few laughs for the weekend

With the bad news out of Dillard’s (who could have foreseen that kind of thing from such a professionally managed corporation?) and all the uncertainty at Alltel, not to mention the pre-Mississippi State anxiety, I think we all need a good laugh. 

 

Andy Borowitz

Andy Borowitz

Posted November 18, 2008 |12:47 PM (EST)

Obama’s Use of Complete Sentences Stirs Controversy

In the first two weeks since the election, President-elect Barack Obama has broken with a tradition established over the past eight years through his controversial use of complete sentences, political observers say.

Millions of Americans who watched Mr. Obama’s appearance on CBS’s 60 Minutes on Sunday witnessed the president-elect’s unorthodox verbal tic, which had Mr. Obama employing grammatically correct sentences virtually every time he opened his mouth.

But Mr. Obama’s decision to use complete sentences in his public pronouncements carries with it certain risks, since after the last eight years many Americans may find his odd speaking style jarring.

According to presidential historian Davis Logsdon of the University of Minnesota, some Americans might find it “alienating” to have a president who speaks English as if it were his first language.

“Every time Obama opens his mouth, his subjects and verbs are in agreement,” says Mr. Logsdon. “If he keeps it up, he is running the risk of sounding like an elitist.”

Read the rest here.

Filed under: Commentary, National politics, Obama

UPDATED: Little Rock police negotiating with armed man

11:30 This has been happening for a while. It’s hard to tell if the person is holding hostages. Don’t know the location either, but we will hear about this one on the 5:00 News. Developing…

It’s a man armed with a rifle inside a trailer. He is apparently alone. Apparently, this all started over some sort of domestic dispute involving a former spouse or girlfriend. He is talking with police negotiators. 11:40.

Personal observation. This is a very sad personal tragedy.

It’s in Southwest Little Rock. That’s all anybody needs to know right now.

There is some sort of discussion going on about a camera man standing near the house. He’s in the line of fire. 12:50

2:00 still going on.

Filed under: Uncategorized

45 years after the day…

Here is an interview with one of the doctors who treated JFK at Parkland Hospital November 22,

Filed under: Uncategorized

Finally Friday, get a shot of coffee and check the headlines

My morning updates are on K-106.3 The Greatest Hits of All Time with John Lee and Spirit FM with Don Burns at 93.3 and 100.7. You can also hear my early morning headlines on Y-95 in Camden.

The weekly column runs Monday morning in the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette. This upcoming episode concerns transportation issues, and that includes automobiles. Look for me in the Arkansas section on the Voices page.

Did I mention that I am still looking for my third job?

My passenger train blog is very popular. You will be surprised at the happenings on Trains for America.

http://trains4america.wordpress.com/

 

State and Little Rock police have released reports on the Bill Gwatney case with no new information on what might have caused Timothy Dale Johnson to shoot the Democratic Party Chairman.

 

Fox 15 reports there are over 9,000 Arkansans who work in the automotive industry from dealerships to parts plants all over the state. Those businesses are watching the big 3 closely.

 

Discussion on a proposed “back-to-school tax-free holiday” in a legislative committee Thursday included questions about whether it would cover thong underwear.

 

A legislative panel will invite a corrections company to present its ideas about privatizing Arkansas prisons despite opposition from state correction officials.

 

The state Game and Fish Commission approves a special hunt for elk on private lands in Searcy County. The hunt is scheduled for five days, Jan. 12-16, or when a quota of seven elk is reached.

 

A committee reviewing the University of Central Arkansas’ response to a shooting on campus last month plans to recommend that UCA add a text-messaging system, an alarm system and more video surveillance.

 

Brandon Yarbrough of Memphis faces felony charges of aggravated assault and making terroristic threats after the Wednesday shooting on a Ouachita Baptist University parking lot, police said. Yarbrough was being held Thursday at the Clark County jail, pending a bond hearing today. The others in the car stopped by police were questioned and released.

 

A December trial date was set for three Arizona residents arrested in Hot Springs Village and accused of using an elderly woman’s credit cards and money from her bank accounts to purchase $250,000 worth of items for themselves and friends.

 

Roby Brock reports on TalkBusiness.net  that an internal video was shared with Alltel employees that declared the Verizon merger would not close in 2008.

 

Based on emissions at two of its three coal-fired power plants, Arkansas is among the nation’s “dirty dozen” states when it comes to mercury pollution, says a group founded by a former Environmental Protection Agency official.

 

The latest FEMA study of the New Madrid fault area says a major quake would be the highest cost natural disaster ever. Arkansas is part of that area, but Tennessee would suffer the heaviest losses.

 

University of Arkansas at Fort Smith administrators want approval to hire an architect to design on-campus housing that would add 300 to 500 beds.

 

Washington County Judge-elect Marilyn Edwards asked the county’s budget committee Thursday to set aside $50,000 to purchase county-owned vehicles for herself and her yet-unknown administrator

 

Texas A&M University has broken ground on a $75 million dollar construction project on its Texarkana campus.

 

ASU trys to break a three game losing streak against Florida Atlantic in Jonesboro Saturday. The Hogs travel to Mississippi State.

 

Little Rock Superintendent Linda Watson proposes carving $10 million out of next year’s school district budget, in part by closing a school, eliminating dozens of teacher and counselor jobs, and offering an employee retirement incentive.

 

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals was in the River Market yesterday protesting the Ringling Circus.

Filed under: Arkansas

Wednesday Wake Up on KARK TV Channel 4

Join me and Bill Vickery for the WEDNESDAY WAKE-UP around 6:45 every Wednesday morning on KARK TV Channel 4. We pick winners and losers from the past week and comment on the day's top news. Sometimes we play rough, but it is always a million laughs.

Pat Lynch in the Democrat-Gazette

My column on politics and life in Arkansas sows up every Monday morning in the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette. Look for it on the Voices page in the Arkansas section. It's also on the web for paid subscribers at the Arkansas Online site.
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