More Tea Party comic relief

I get this stuff in my mailbox every day – several times a day! Who writes this stuff. These guys should go to work at Saturday Night Live!!! NBC are you listening?????

Anyway, I finally picked myself up from the floor, and here is the “top” of the latest posting on President Obama’s plan to destroy America and remake it in his own image!

We are close to the point of no return. The question is, “What will it take to push us over the edge?”

It is safe to say: another four years of Obama will.

He is the president who has no real birth certificate, multiple social security numbers, a surrendered law license, sealed college and grad school records, altered selective service records and a multiplicity of other felonious actions. Now he’s hell-bent on irreparably damaging America with his foolish, frivolous, and dangerously reckless actions.

Obama’s choice of anti-America weapons include:

    • Disenfranchising our troops by gutting our military
    • Controlling industry through the climate change scam
    • Mocking traditional marriage by endorsing same-sex unions
    • Bankrupting America by forced ObamaTax
    • Glorifying the U.N. instead of the U.S.
    • Crushing small business under the heel of Socialism
    • Destroying the Constitution by Executive Order mania
    • Promoting illegal aliens to super citizen status
  • More, more, more

America is a train wreck ready to happen. Why?

Let’s see. What is America a train wreck? I know! IGNORANCE! That’s why!

I have got to hand it to Obama. I would have never thought of making illegal aliens into “super citizens,” but now that I see how much it riles up the right-wingers, I say “right on, Pres. O!”

I am not real sure, but I think Obama may be able to wreck American faster than the Koch brothers, but it will be close! Friends, it’s a horse race.

Anyway, thanks to my Tea Party Pals. Party on!

 

About patlynch
I am a broadcaster in Arkansas, a former freelance writer and political columnist in the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette. Writing Coach. Speaker. Director of the Christian Foundations for Ministry program, and presently enrolled in the Anglican School of Ministry Master of Ministry program.

2 Responses to More Tea Party comic relief

  1. Patt says:

    It’s like Jon Stewart said “But I could never wrap my head around why the world and the President that Republicans describe, bear so little resemblance to the world and the President that I experience. And now I know why.

    There is a President Obama that only Republicans can see.”

  2. Fisherman says:

    The only super-citizens I am aware of are all right-wingers who think their rights are more important than the rest of us.

    – If I can’t leave my house without worrying about being shot by a drunken redneck over a parking spot, I am not a free man.

    – If I am forced to participate in a health care system where I pay more for less care than people in any other developed nation, simply because it generates massive profit for a few people, I am not a free man.

    – If I can’t marry the person I love, I am not a free man.

    – If my daughter is forced to pray in school or be humiliated, she is not a free woman.

    – If my daughter can’t have access to birth control pills because they’re like abortion and interfere with God’s plan, she is not a free woman.

    – If my daughter carries massive debt because the right-wing started two wars without worrying how to pay for them while giving billionaires massive tax cuts, she’s not a free woman.

    – And so on.

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