Max’s transparent little scheme

Perhaps Max Brantley and his devoted little coterie of delusional bootlickers thought they could deceive the rest of us with their contrived and utterly transparent little plot to reelect United States Senator Blanche Lincoln. Yes, Arkansas Times has endorsed Bill Halter, Light Governor and father of the heavy lottery.

We are not fooled by such a devious masquerade. Max, and all the rest of you far left tree-hugging, clean air loving, socialist wimps have by no means put one over on the rest of us. We know your silly little game and we’re calling your hand on it, Max.

One sure way to get Senator Lincoln reelected is with an endorsement from the Arkansas Times. Blanche ought to turn this into a commercial. The rest of us are pretty sure there is already one in the works. It will have scary music and weird distorted photos of Brantley enthroned before a plate of French delicacies.Get it? FRENCH? Who have the French ever conquered, Max? Huh?

We have seen some cynical and manipulative schemes designed to mislead and misinform the good people of Arkansas, and this is certainly another one. Nice work, Max. How much did Blanche have to pay you guys?

Bottom line, nobody is fooled. As sure as the Sierra Club doesn’t give a damn about Bill Halter, we know you guys feel exactly the same way. The only thing that could possibly make this any richer would be for ME to endorse Halter.



About patlynch
I am a broadcaster in Arkansas, a former freelance writer and political columnist in the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette. Writing Coach. Speaker. Director of the Christian Foundations for Ministry program, and presently enrolled in the Anglican School of Ministry Master of Ministry program.

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