A few good laughs from the Tea Party

The daily emails are typically humorous, so I thought I would share today.

Hey Tea Party: Time To Hoist The Colors

The truth is: the Tea Party has been busy doing what OWS won’t and can’t do!
As the Tea Party flushes Obama’s liberal agenda, the OWS crowd is desecrating on police cars.
As the Tea Party washes away socialism, the OWS circus is publicly urinating.
As the Tea Party brings restoration to America, the OWS rapists claim more victims.
As the Tea Party protects their homes, OWS sleeps in the streets illegally.
As the Tea Party hails the rule of law, OWS law breakers are arrested by the thousands.
As the Tea Party endorses private healthcare, OWS infected gangs spreads Tuberculosis.

Shall I go on?
Yes, it is now time to send a wakeup call to the Washington oligarchy telling them ‘the Tea Party is Coming!’

BRACE YOURSELF! THE TEA IS STARTING TO BOIL!!!
The day of setting one’s ever fattening ‘Gluteus Maximus’ and hoping someone else carries the flag is over.

Tea Party, SOUND THE ALARM! It is time to politically lock and load. No More Mr. Nice Guy! Our beloved Nation is at stake! The showdown is coming. And it will culminate in November 2012 when we shower millions upon millions of our votes on our winning candidates. The Tea Party will bring down the noxious flag of the Obama Socialist Party once and for all!

As an organized and determined movement of “We The People” we will overcome, we will walk the precincts, mail out absentee ballots, write the checks, send emails, make phone calls and swarm the voting stations filling them with our voices of victory, as we take back our beloved nation.

We WILL engage the socialist enemy of democracy and soundly defeat their evil intent to castrate our greatest document, the U.S. Constitution. There will be no price to high, no issue too frightening and no challenge too great for the Tea Party to conquer.

The next part of the message is the “fax a flag” campaign. THAT has me shaking in my boots.

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About patlynch
I am a broadcaster in Arkansas, a former freelance writer and political columnist in the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette. Writing Coach. Speaker. Director of the Christian Foundations for Ministry program, and presently enrolled in the Anglican School of Ministry Master of Ministry program.

One Response to A few good laughs from the Tea Party

  1. yellerkitty says:

    Yes, and the Tea Party is allowed to openly carry weapons along with their orthographically challenged signs, while OWS is attacked, arrested, pepper-sprayed, shot with tear-gas canisters and generally harassed for exercising their right to peaceful assembly.
    How dare they act as though they are the aggrieved party. I’d love to know just who they think they’re taking their ‘beloved’ nation back from. Looks to me like they’ve been calling most of the shots … it’s just lucky that most of ’em can’t hit the broad side of a barn.
    *¬◊

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