Developing: President Digs Own Political Grave

In typical Democrat fashion, President Barack Obama today announced the end of his own political career and the pending total impoverishment of millions of disabled and elderly Americans. The endorsement of “gay marriage” assures Mitt Romney (98% certainty) of victory in November. Obama will not carry a single southern or western state (excepting possibly California and Oregon).

Republicans will gain control of both legislative houses, the White House and exercise total domination over the Supreme Court of the United Corporations. On the brighter side, we will be allowed to witness (those of us who can still afford to buy groceries) the implementation of the brilliant domestic and foreign policy programs of the Greedy Old Party.

It fills one with a giddy sense of anticipation. I can hardly wait.

Kiss Social Security good-bye. Medicare, adios. Sayonara earned income tax credit (Tim Griffin will dance for joy!), food stamps, Medicare, nutrition assistance for pregnant women, student loans, and anything else that is not a direct implement of corporate welfare of handout to the top one-percent. Great days ahead for the military,federal prisons, and the war on drugs.

Thanks for nothing, Mr. President.


About patlynch
I am a broadcaster in Arkansas, a former freelance writer and political columnist in the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette. Writing Coach. Speaker. Director of the Christian Foundations for Ministry program, and presently enrolled in the Anglican School of Ministry Master of Ministry program.

3 Responses to Developing: President Digs Own Political Grave

  1. Anonymous says:

    Just as long as he doesn’t mess with tax-free booze, cigarettes, gasoline, clothing and groceries for the troops and the retired troops and their family members who use the commissaries and other on-base stores.

  2. Anonymous says:

    Actually, Mr. Lynch, I think most people who would be influenced by this announcement would’ve voted Republican anyway. Don’t you think maybe getting this out early in the campaign takes steam out of it later? It certainly serves to shore up support from his base, and quite a few independents too.

    Don’t give up hope, Pat. Mitt is his own worst enemy. His second worst enemy is his own party…

  3. patlynch says:

    Yes, but…

    The President is elected by the Electoral College. He will not carry one southern state and will lose most western states. He is done.

    I will admit that there is a single faint ray of hope. Mitt Romney is such a terrible candidate that Romney could beat himself. I am not holding out much hope there.

    Republicans buy $100,000,000 worth of television ads for the last week of the campaign, whilp of the anti-gay sentiment and opponents walk through six feet of snow to vote. The GOP smells blood and has long before Obama’s announcement. Total and irreversible domination of the federal government is within reach. Hell, the Koch brothers want to do it for no other reason than to prove that they can buy the American government.

    Thanks for reading me!

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