Developing: President Digs Own Political Grave
May 9, 2012 3 Comments
In typical Democrat fashion, President Barack Obama today announced the end of his own political career and the pending total impoverishment of millions of disabled and elderly Americans. The endorsement of “gay marriage” assures Mitt Romney (98% certainty) of victory in November. Obama will not carry a single southern or western state (excepting possibly California and Oregon).
Republicans will gain control of both legislative houses, the White House and exercise total domination over the Supreme Court of the United Corporations. On the brighter side, we will be allowed to witness (those of us who can still afford to buy groceries) the implementation of the brilliant domestic and foreign policy programs of the Greedy Old Party.
It fills one with a giddy sense of anticipation. I can hardly wait.
Kiss Social Security good-bye. Medicare, adios. Sayonara earned income tax credit (Tim Griffin will dance for joy!), food stamps, Medicare, nutrition assistance for pregnant women, student loans, and anything else that is not a direct implement of corporate welfare of handout to the top one-percent. Great days ahead for the military,federal prisons, and the war on drugs.
Thanks for nothing, Mr. President.